Having your aunt and uncle add you on Snapchat. PGP.

Lying about your St. Patrick’s Day plans. PGP.

“Where’s your green?” PGP.

The insurance policy for the person that rear ended me was apparently cancelled and they can’t find a new policy. PGP.

Having to work on St Patrick’s Day. PGP.

Bought a large bag of wings for $10 and had them for dinner everyday this week. PGP.

Double fisting coffee first thing in the morning. PGP.

My boss told me I should look into “getting some ADD medicine.” I don’t think I should tell him that I just don’t care about work. PGP.

Creating a PGP account while on a never-ending conference call. PGP.

Intently reading a piece of paper when your boss walks by to look busy. PGP.