A football game between Western Kentucky/Louisiana-Lafayette being the highlight of your Tuesday. PGP.

“Hi, what’s your name?” “Married.” PGP.

“We getting rain today?” PGP.

Setting up your fantasy football league being the most work you’ve done all day. PGP.

“I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later.” -Mitch Hedberg PGP.