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Oysties is the same fucking number of syllables as oysters. Just say oysters.
The DMB Live Trax album at Fenway is superb.
Make sure to check out Futurecop! (the exclamation is part of their name).
Fuck Yes
Goddamn
Fuck their abbreviations.
Better not show up under-gunned. .375 H&H minimum.
Shackleford Stanwick, Jr. is also pretty solid.
There is a league somewhere that requires the loser to get a tattoo of the winner’s choosing.
This melted my ice-cold heart.
Jessie Della Femina is now the mental image I will have of Girl.
Finn is a punk ass bitch.
Most hipsters nowadays need the ass whipping they never got in high school.
Is it Catie?
Make sure to have a piece of shit tarp covering it instead of a real boat cover.
It won’t be an honest apology.
I was the best man in a wedding where the bride originally wanted the groomsmen to ride up to the church on horseback. I shit you not. Luckily, she came to her senses on how stupid that was.
You’re a warrior for seeing that date through to the end.
I just figured out how silly I was in worrying about being 30.
I just turned 30 and it was a relief to get it done. Now that it’s past, I realize that 30 is crazy young in the grand scheme.