Requesting to move to DEFCON 1. The coffee machine in my office just broke. PGP.
If only my job was as good as my LinkedIn mades it sound. PGP.
Answering the phone on speaker every time a call comes in. PGPM.
Never gonna let ’em go.
I legitimately forget how old I am sometimes. PGP.
I literally did nothing at work today. Seriously, nothing. PGP.
My little cousin said she loves Beyoncé. Trying to bond, I told her I liked Destiny’s Child. She had no idea what I was talking. PGP.
I bet #BestManJoe got #BestManLaid that night.
“Let’s do lunch soon!” really just means “Let’s do lunch never.” PGP.
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