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This is up there with Flo Rida’s “My House” Is My Generation’s “Let It Be” By The Beatles. Hilarious Johnny D.
Fair enough. Having a heat wave
Why would you move to Minneapolis?
Maybe 2018 will be the year Guys Being Dudes comes back
Quality time with the wife tonight before 2 days of duck hunting while she’s at work for
Laughed way too hard at “I’ll take a Marlboro Red and your wife, while I’m at it.” Quality line
Your mom sounds like an ungrateful bitch
Don’t do drugs with your parents but that’s just my opinion
That’s a comment for the fellas because girls don’t poop, everyone knows that.
Let’s hope this one pans out into something more, unlike the girl and the dude in the cottage in nothern michigan
Down vote me all you want but you got shocked, not electrocuted. Electrocution is death by electricity
Have a friend that always says he’s going to give his girl some “daddy dick” and that always makes things awkward
Congrats on the sex (hopefully). Already looking forward to the next one
Having single stall bathrooms at my office is 95% of the reason I’ve stayed at my current job and a major reason I wanted to get hired here.
Congrats on the sex and engagement. Mackinac Island is the best island too
So much nostalgia, also have a boombox in my basement because I can’t afford a sound system #pgp
Need the archive of all of Gil’s diary entries
Mike’s hard lemonade
Just had a discussion about this yesterday at Jersey Mike’s. Hate when people do this nonsense, well said Dave.
The cousin’s night at an Arkansas strip club line was hilarious. Definitely going to use that one.