1. You don’t have to get your hair wet to have a clean body.
2. Even if you shower before bed, your bed still gets dirty. Natural oils and sweat get on your sheets, so unless you’re rotating sheets on the daily, your sheets are dirty. Sure, they aren’t AS dirty as they would be if you didn’t shower, but they’re still dirty.
Automatic day off, everyone drinks all day on Christmas anyway, and you eat like a champ until you get to pass out in a warm bed. Yeah, sounds horrible.
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This means a lot, man.
Yes.
I don’t know why this is downvoted. Such sound logic.
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There is so much wrong with this.
1. You don’t have to get your hair wet to have a clean body.
2. Even if you shower before bed, your bed still gets dirty. Natural oils and sweat get on your sheets, so unless you’re rotating sheets on the daily, your sheets are dirty. Sure, they aren’t AS dirty as they would be if you didn’t shower, but they’re still dirty.
Working from home right now and it never even crossed my mind that I wouldn’t shower before opening my laptop.
That’s not where they were though. They were in California.
Crash, did you just throw shade at Pitbull?
We’ve got, like, a million.
Cleared.
I’d take that role.
Pretttttttttty pretty sure Todd would be okay with that.
Might just do Girls recaps from a guy’s perspective to troll everyone.
Hey Dave, I just booked a spontaneous trip to The Hunt. You in?
That statement has not done anything to change my opinion of The Band’s version. Sorry.
I’ve made these requests for my past two birthdays: I want a steak in front of a fire while I wear sweatpants and watch the Red Wings.
Automatic day off, everyone drinks all day on Christmas anyway, and you eat like a champ until you get to pass out in a warm bed. Yeah, sounds horrible.
This is going to be unpopular, but my allegiance isn’t towards clubs. It’s to their managers. Loved Sir Alex, had to move to Mourinho.
You’re right. Rednecks are known for their impeccable grammar and spelling.
No, no, if there are more than one option, you just select one.