I have no explanation for this but in like 4th grade our teacher took us to a restaurant and they taught us how to make twice baked potatoes. I also have no idea why I’m telling this story in the comment section right now. Alright, see you guys later.
I love you, John, but this is idiotic. Lions football, free food and booze provided by your parents whose house is your all-inclusive resort, four days off of work, cold weather, dope clothes, zero obligations outside of one meal. It’s literally the perfect holiday.
A note on Everlane, which was mentioned in here: their clothes are cut very specifically, which can also be read as, “If you’re not thin, you may look like trash in them.” Just know that going in.
One bartender got $5 cash off me. Depends on whether or not they act like they actually want to be there, and most wedding bartenders most certainly do not.
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Ha I was way too liberal with throwing that out there. I probably spend $225/month on groceries.
Nah, fam. We besties for the resties.
I started reading these last night as they were sent to me and had to stop.
I have no explanation for this but in like 4th grade our teacher took us to a restaurant and they taught us how to make twice baked potatoes. I also have no idea why I’m telling this story in the comment section right now. Alright, see you guys later.
Your username makes me want to gouge out my own eyes.
Hahahahaha. Classic Micah.
Haven’t lost on Thanksgiving since 2012.
I love you, John, but this is idiotic. Lions football, free food and booze provided by your parents whose house is your all-inclusive resort, four days off of work, cold weather, dope clothes, zero obligations outside of one meal. It’s literally the perfect holiday.
Leave.
Thanks for listening, i_Frat_U_Frat.
I have but I know I don’t matter.
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Dude, I bought $36 deodorant.
Had a beer there recently in Fort Worth. Chill vibes but food seemed overpriced.
Come on, everyone, don’t make me turn the comments off. Can’t everyone just spill the beans on what they spent this weekend instead?
It was at a craft brewery and that includes tip too. Not ideal but got four total beers out of it, so.
No. We have a very good understanding that what goes around comes around.
A note on Everlane, which was mentioned in here: their clothes are cut very specifically, which can also be read as, “If you’re not thin, you may look like trash in them.” Just know that going in.
One bartender got $5 cash off me. Depends on whether or not they act like they actually want to be there, and most wedding bartenders most certainly do not.
Well, unfortunately for you, a massive number of college-aged kids read this column so they’re stayin’.