I emailed my two weeks since my boss is out of town. Haven’t heard back.

Only took them a month to get me a name placard. PGP.

My Office Mom was fired today. PGP.

I’m going to take a meteorologist’s approach to work: “there’s a 50% chance I’ll get this right”

Just got a $200 raise for the year, umm thanks. PGP

“Did you get your W2 yet?” PGP

My bosses little sister came in the office today… Hard 8. PGP

Not knowing KK means weed. PGP

My co-worker who listens to Bieber without headphones and unironically supports Trump just got a corner office and a promotion. PGP.