Playing phone tag with clients. PGP

Signing out of your LinkedIn profile so other people don’t see when you visit their profile. PGP.

It’s my birthday today. Really hoping none of my co-workers find out.

Flo from Progressive is worth 5 million. PGP.

Looking at apartments in the city but knowing damn well I’ll be at my parents for the long run. PGP.

Every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday. PGP.

I was expecting a refund. I had to pay taxes. PGP.

At least we get an extra day of rent for free this month. PGP.

My first year here and lowest bonus payout in company history yet highest profits ever

“Can you believe it’s already February?” PGP