I’ve eaten so much chicken that I can’t take it anymore. PGP.

I contemplated putting a blow-up doll in the passenger seat so I could get away with using the carpool lane. PGP.

I miss being able to relate to TFM. PGP.

When your annual raise doesn’t even keep up with the cost of inflation. PGP.

“She has a kid now? I remember when we partied with her in college.” PGP.

When professional licensing exams are significantly harder than the tests you took as an undergrad. PGP.

“Will using coupons on a date make me look cheap?” PGP.

Accounting – It’s all the work without the sex appeal of finance. PGP.

When your motivation for keeping the weight off is that you’re so broke that you can’t afford to buy new pants. PGP.