Pretending that you actually have some pull when your buddy asks if your company is hiring. PGP.
I’m always tired. PGP.
My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP
Get me the fuck out of here. PGP.
My co-workers still ask how my ex is doing. PGP.
Your boss complaining about being broke. PGP.
Getting a job rejection email from a baby boomer who has a high school diploma. PGP.
Your alma mater sending an email about saving for your child’s college fund when you graduated last year and are single.
My boss said “welcome home” when I walked in the office this morning. #PGP
Came back home drunk on a Thursday night to hear, “How was your night honey?” From my mom.