Work gave me free tickets to a golf tournament. Broke my leg 2 days later. PGP.

“You’ll need to stay late to wait for their response.” PGP.

“You’ll start getting the picture in about 6 months.” PGP.

I’m the only person on my team without a marriage, house, or kids. PGP.

Being forced to bring your work computer home every night so, “in the event of a disaster, you can work from home.” PGP.