“Yeah, but it gets great gas mileage.” PGP.

Getting your hair cut short to hide the grays. PGP.

My metabolism is NOT what it used to be. PGP.

Picking up change you see on the ground. PGP.

Your boss being wrong, but you having to apologize anyway. PGP.

Holy shit, is that a second chin? PGP.

Renting a movie and passing out 15 minutes after pressing play. PGP.

Peeing hard to clean the ring in your toilet. PGP.

When older coworkers reference actors and movies you’re too young to have seen. PGP.

Knowing you’re easily replaceable. PGP.