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There’s a Sarah Jessica Parker joke in here somewhere …
They hate Texans until they need someone with a gun to protect their chickens …
Somehow, this will propel Todd back into the loving, basic arms of Girl. My hopes are nonexistent.
A la Will Smith in Fresh Prince
Real G’s move in silence!
Try-hard.
The spiritual sequel to Duda’s article this morning
Making TGDAG Great Again.
Can’t wait for the Mariners to finish right around .500 again 🙁
It’s like the avengers of terrible people
Knockout the GOAT.
Was shocked to see Will didn’t write this.
“And since I’ve probably horrified all of the people who decided to read this.” You could probably include this line in every article you write.
I almost couldn’t make it through this.
She’s very good at what she does, but what she does isn’t very nice.
Just an addition. Still attending BYU for law school. BYU is a great place, and a very weird place.
I went to BYU. I promise he’s Mormon. This kind of thing happens all the time here.
-Joke about butts-
YOU LIKE THAT?