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Can’t wait to have Elaine over November 1st to watch The English Patient.
Forgot about Veep. Excellent show
Leaving off The Sopranos, Curb, True Detective, Boardwalk Empire and putting Ballers on the list is fucking asinine.
“What is your hobby Ray?” “Drinkin’”
Matchbox in RINO really brings it. Shot of Bim Jeam and a Tecate for 5 bucks. Tap 14 has rooftop misters so that is always a good choice.
White Claws are for saps
“Get those, I don’t want to run them over with my vacuum and shoot my face off”
Kentucky Deluxe isn’t whiskey. It is grain alcohol with food coloring in it.
If the woman wants her mug glazed, what kind of person would I be to deny her of that happiness?
Now, if you’ll excuse me. I’m gonna go put water in Buck Nasty’s mama’s dish.
Going to sleep with pajama pants and socks on is wreckless behavior. How can people sleep comfortably when they are sweating their balls off.
Take a couple of edibles a half an hour before going to the airport. Going through security becomes confusing and exhilarating.
I have an intern named Darren who is phenomenal at mending chicken wire. If you are interested in his services, he is free after tea at high noon with a Mr. Newman.
Damn Alligator bit my hand off!
I’d rather do the Virgin. She could satisfy me in the sack and maximize my closet space. Get two birds stoned at once.
My wife has an inner ear infection