It doesn’t matter to her if she elicits a positive response or not. All she wants is a response from you, because then the doors open and a conversation could go anywhere. Also, she could see you’re happy and doing well and is reaching soley for the purpose of derailing that without actually missing/wanting you. The right move is to not respond at all if you’re happy in your current situation. Just leave her ass on replay and read. However, if you’re #teamcontent or anything like Duda, you’ll respond.
I wish all the alien noises from Duda’s end wouldn’t have cut him off. I wanted to hear Duda talk more about how Employed and Depressed gives him so much shit.
Bad take. You must have spent most of your life painfully single. I know pet names sound weird on the surface, and I admit hearing other people say them to their significant other in public makes me a little unconfortable. But I have spoken to my current girlfriend and exs in ways that I wouldn’t be caught dead talking in front of my best friends. A majority of people are guilty of it. When you get so comfortable with a person after a certain point, those pet names just kind of happen. Saying ‘Bae’ though is kind of weird. Babe is fine.
Except Barrett actually looks good in pictures online and across social media, the dude looks put together. You on the other hand just look disheveled in a majority of yours. You’re an incredibly entertaining writer, but I can’t get onboard with you claiming to be fashionable if you think Shia has good taste or style. Dude looks homeless half the time, and so do you.
Barrett, I’m a fairly recent grad and played college football. Weight lifting almost everyday in college left me with a 5’11 220 lb barrell chested frame with pretty large thighs. I want to dress more fashionably now and move away from wearing the looser fitting frat attire I currently have, but whenever I put on slim fit jeans or more tapered dress shirts it looks like I’m about to bust out of them. Now, I’m not fat or out of shape by any means, just overly muscle bound from years of training which makes pulling off your type of aesthetic very difficult. What would you recommend style wise to guys in my situation so I stop looking like an idiot at the bar?
This might be the most punchable version of Girl yet. We need more Chronicles of Todd that offer further insight into his psyche on why he puts up with her. Or is he just as delusional as she is and just doesn’t see it. Or is she just a complete ‘dragon in the sack’ as Duda would say?
WOO! Let’s fucking go, Duda!
It doesn’t matter to her if she elicits a positive response or not. All she wants is a response from you, because then the doors open and a conversation could go anywhere. Also, she could see you’re happy and doing well and is reaching soley for the purpose of derailing that without actually missing/wanting you. The right move is to not respond at all if you’re happy in your current situation. Just leave her ass on replay and read. However, if you’re #teamcontent or anything like Duda, you’ll respond.
Woooo! Choke on that, baby!
How does his friend not read this column and think anything Duda says to him moving forward is genuine?
Goodness
Stay woke Shia
The Veronica getting wet was a 10/10 Dorn line. That made my day.
I wish all the alien noises from Duda’s end wouldn’t have cut him off. I wanted to hear Duda talk more about how Employed and Depressed gives him so much shit.
Thanks babe.
Bad take. You must have spent most of your life painfully single. I know pet names sound weird on the surface, and I admit hearing other people say them to their significant other in public makes me a little unconfortable. But I have spoken to my current girlfriend and exs in ways that I wouldn’t be caught dead talking in front of my best friends. A majority of people are guilty of it. When you get so comfortable with a person after a certain point, those pet names just kind of happen. Saying ‘Bae’ though is kind of weird. Babe is fine.
I hope “unhinged Duda” sticks.
Except Barrett actually looks good in pictures online and across social media, the dude looks put together. You on the other hand just look disheveled in a majority of yours. You’re an incredibly entertaining writer, but I can’t get onboard with you claiming to be fashionable if you think Shia has good taste or style. Dude looks homeless half the time, and so do you.
Barrett, I’m a fairly recent grad and played college football. Weight lifting almost everyday in college left me with a 5’11 220 lb barrell chested frame with pretty large thighs. I want to dress more fashionably now and move away from wearing the looser fitting frat attire I currently have, but whenever I put on slim fit jeans or more tapered dress shirts it looks like I’m about to bust out of them. Now, I’m not fat or out of shape by any means, just overly muscle bound from years of training which makes pulling off your type of aesthetic very difficult. What would you recommend style wise to guys in my situation so I stop looking like an idiot at the bar?
“The song goes”
‘Come correct or don’t come at all!’
This might be the most punchable version of Girl yet. We need more Chronicles of Todd that offer further insight into his psyche on why he puts up with her. Or is he just as delusional as she is and just doesn’t see it. Or is she just a complete ‘dragon in the sack’ as Duda would say?
Employed and Depressed comes for Duda’s neck like Duda goes at LaCroix
However, your peaky blinders take is right on point. Haircut is the douche code of conduct. Regester take notice.
Awful take, Dave and that other guy look fucking fitted.
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