Parents coming into town to check out the new pad. Taking them out to dinner in the city both nights. Golf is in the works for Saturday too. Mom is lowkey best golfer in my family. Hopefully they’ll pay for everything too. Neat.
Headed up to grand haven for a weekend with the boys at my buddy’s lake house. Bringing back a college pregaming tradition called “Blackedjack” with an old roommate/teammate of mine who’ll be there. Line up a shot glasses full of franzia (or beer, but cheap wine is preferred). Play multiple rounds of blackjack, dealer rotates. But you take shot every hand you lose. It’ll get you annihilated faster than a power hour.
I live 10 mins from Terrace Park, solid choice for the story Duda. Shout out to all the Cincinnati readers. Hope you continue to expand on this story so we can see what type of shit Jackson gets into.
Q1 & Q2. Special cleaning routine?
A. Just shower properly 1 to 2 times a day (always immediately after workouts) and everything should be fine.
Q3. Are you actually self-conscious about your size and/or the look of it?
A. After playing 4 years of college football and seeing hundreds of other dicks in the locker room/team showers, I believe most guys are right around average. Micro p’s and ridiculously hung dudes seems rare, so no.
Q4: If you’re uncircumcised, what’s that whole situation like?
A. N/A
Q5: Why do you think it’s okay to push a girl’s head down mid or before a blowie?
A. Gently placing my hand on her head or holding her hair mid blowie has never resulted in any problems. Who are these psychos you’ve hooked up with that are aggressively forcing your head down further mid fellatio?
Q6. How often do you get boners during shows or movies with nudity and/or sex?
A. Rarely ever now. I’m not in middle school anymore. I don’t even get boners mid hook up sometimes until the girl goes to second and third base.
Q7. Which is ultimately better, sex or blow jobs? What do they feel like?
A. Can’t live without either and don’t plan on ever not having either. Good hookups require both. Girl’s who “don’t do blowjobs” @TSMVeronica (and guy’s who don’t go down for that matter) are really stupid and selfish. No one likes to hook up with someone who’s selfish in bed.
Q8. What’s it like when sex or a blow job is bad?.
A. Disappointing, but rare.
Q9. Finally what exactly, does an orgasm feel like?
A. Complete relief and release.
Woodwick Green Tea scent or gtfo
This guy gets it
Parents coming into town to check out the new pad. Taking them out to dinner in the city both nights. Golf is in the works for Saturday too. Mom is lowkey best golfer in my family. Hopefully they’ll pay for everything too. Neat.
White Houses still goes. Hope the rest of your week turns out better than this morning. Cheers.
My heart started beating abnormally after reading these.
Headed up to grand haven for a weekend with the boys at my buddy’s lake house. Bringing back a college pregaming tradition called “Blackedjack” with an old roommate/teammate of mine who’ll be there. Line up a shot glasses full of franzia (or beer, but cheap wine is preferred). Play multiple rounds of blackjack, dealer rotates. But you take shot every hand you lose. It’ll get you annihilated faster than a power hour.
Shooters shoot
I live 10 mins from Terrace Park, solid choice for the story Duda. Shout out to all the Cincinnati readers. Hope you continue to expand on this story so we can see what type of shit Jackson gets into.
I prefer the term Roner for random boner
Q1 & Q2. Special cleaning routine?
A. Just shower properly 1 to 2 times a day (always immediately after workouts) and everything should be fine.
Q3. Are you actually self-conscious about your size and/or the look of it?
A. After playing 4 years of college football and seeing hundreds of other dicks in the locker room/team showers, I believe most guys are right around average. Micro p’s and ridiculously hung dudes seems rare, so no.
Q4: If you’re uncircumcised, what’s that whole situation like?
A. N/A
Q5: Why do you think it’s okay to push a girl’s head down mid or before a blowie?
A. Gently placing my hand on her head or holding her hair mid blowie has never resulted in any problems. Who are these psychos you’ve hooked up with that are aggressively forcing your head down further mid fellatio?
Q6. How often do you get boners during shows or movies with nudity and/or sex?
A. Rarely ever now. I’m not in middle school anymore. I don’t even get boners mid hook up sometimes until the girl goes to second and third base.
Q7. Which is ultimately better, sex or blow jobs? What do they feel like?
A. Can’t live without either and don’t plan on ever not having either. Good hookups require both. Girl’s who “don’t do blowjobs” @TSMVeronica (and guy’s who don’t go down for that matter) are really stupid and selfish. No one likes to hook up with someone who’s selfish in bed.
Q8. What’s it like when sex or a blow job is bad?.
A. Disappointing, but rare.
Q9. Finally what exactly, does an orgasm feel like?
A. Complete relief and release.
Low key sociopath move
Desserts are for women. Order one and act like you don’t mind that she’s eating yours.
Vacation Will only wrote this article to let us know he’s going to Mackinac Island.
Isn’t deFries the self proclaimed king of crushing first dates?
Happy Gilmore
“angsty group of Fall Out Boy looking mother fuckers holding iPhones”
At least you’re about the hustle
Major missed oppo to plug Mich Ultra instead of Miller
Holy dumpster fire
Great take, quite possibly the v best take tbh. Idk if I’ve ever liked your tent more than I do now.