I took a sick day today. My boss has been emailing me nonstop. PGP.

Broke the bank for Hulu Plus. PGP.

Coworkers acting like they’ve never seen a Catholic on Ash Wednesday. PGP.

Bought 20 shares of Powerball today. PGP.

Embarrassed myself at company happy hour…again. PGP.

Brought in leftover buffalo chicken dip for lunch today. PGP.

“I can’t imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. I love it.” -Donnie Azoff. PGP.

I see my Jimmy John’s delivery guy more than I see my family. PGP.

Got my NYE party invitation. It’s in my company’s warehouse. It’s not a party. It’s inventory and it goes on until 10 p.m. Happy fucking New Year. PGP.