Shambles can be found either working on new recipes in the kitchen, making decisions that will inevitably give him incredible amounts of anxiety, and generally being a walking contradiction of a person.
“Let’s go on an adventure!”/”Love adventuring” what the fuck does that even mean. We can barely pick a restaurant to meet at now I gotta find a Temple of Doom to raid if I wanna get to second base? foh
Not gonna let lack of dairy products at my grocery store stop me tonight. Cauliflower alfredo over handmade fettuccine. Maybe an affogato for dessert if any of that ice cream I made last week is still in the freezer.
I was gonna make an alfredo sauce and try out the new pasta roller but my local grocery store didn’t get their shipment of meat or dairy. Five-spice shredded chicken and broccoli over rice it is
As much as I like and get paid to tear apart studies such as these that often frame information in misleading and potentially dangerous ways, I’m going to give this my full support because I also love cheese.
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read on this site. I’m jet-lagged halfway to hell so it might be unrelated but I just shed a tear. I’ve never seen a human who needs to be stopped so badly, but also should not. Never change, Will. #ridethewave, #dpitforthecontent, and #stopwillpeople2k17
I know a bar in SF that refuses to serve Fireball and has some bougie cinnamon-agave liqueur instead because “adults don’t drink Fireball.” I’m still plotting a way to ruin this establishment
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“Let’s go on an adventure!”/”Love adventuring” what the fuck does that even mean. We can barely pick a restaurant to meet at now I gotta find a Temple of Doom to raid if I wanna get to second base? foh
This is going to be an electric listen I can feel it
Not gonna let lack of dairy products at my grocery store stop me tonight. Cauliflower alfredo over handmade fettuccine. Maybe an affogato for dessert if any of that ice cream I made last week is still in the freezer.
As someone who fires off quick, short texts and immediately has to follow up with clarification or details this is a daily nightmare.
Oh honey
This actually clarified a lot of things for me, and I’m black. Thanks fam
I was gonna make an alfredo sauce and try out the new pasta roller but my local grocery store didn’t get their shipment of meat or dairy. Five-spice shredded chicken and broccoli over rice it is
As much as I like and get paid to tear apart studies such as these that often frame information in misleading and potentially dangerous ways, I’m going to give this my full support because I also love cheese.
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read on this site. I’m jet-lagged halfway to hell so it might be unrelated but I just shed a tear. I’ve never seen a human who needs to be stopped so badly, but also should not. Never change, Will. #ridethewave, #dpitforthecontent, and #stopwillpeople2k17
Finger guns never fail
Stay tuned for a poorly-recorded retrospective timeline of my night and a laughably bad call in to the Touching Base hotline
Jokes on you, I’m getting hammered at house parties. No night has ever ended poorly that way, no sir.
Same and absolutely sup?
Expose them- EXPOSE THEM!
Only thing I’d give you are these hands to catch
I may not be proud of what I am but I’ll be damned if I let anything but my conscience judge me
I know a bar in SF that refuses to serve Fireball and has some bougie cinnamon-agave liqueur instead because “adults don’t drink Fireball.” I’m still plotting a way to ruin this establishment
Hey I wrote a beautiful piece about the issue of losing time to keep up with hobbies in postgrad life and my own struggles to continue playing music.
It didn’t get posted tho…
Definitely don’t remember writing or submitting this… I’ll update with something more substantial later. My b fam
Same