I definitely prefer January for cuffing season. That way you know by March if you want that person to stick around and do fun shit over the spring/summer or if you need to torpedo the relationship and find a nice summer bae. Cuffing in the fall and breaking up with someone in December sucks since you become cold and alone in a very literal sense.
I’m a 49ers fan only because the Seahawks fans are so insufferable. I have a big Colin Kaepernick poster up in my cube that causes a lot of hysteria. It’s truly a beautiful thing.
If the only thing I did in my spare time was watch sports I would probably hate this time of year too. Luckily there are books, booze, and board games!
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“pwn’d”
I like that he signs off in his diary like a work email.
I like to imagine a Madden-esque figure doing a play by of the snuggling.
I definitely prefer January for cuffing season. That way you know by March if you want that person to stick around and do fun shit over the spring/summer or if you need to torpedo the relationship and find a nice summer bae. Cuffing in the fall and breaking up with someone in December sucks since you become cold and alone in a very literal sense.
My new years diet consists mostly of vodka and regret.
I’m a 49ers fan only because the Seahawks fans are so insufferable. I have a big Colin Kaepernick poster up in my cube that causes a lot of hysteria. It’s truly a beautiful thing.
That’s the free market at work! Pretty soon there will be no reason to leave the house because we’ll all be human batteries for our robot overlords.
I would normally agree but my Mondays are really slow.
I wanna make a joke about the biathlon but I don’t think it would hit the mark.
“The sexual tension of the moment was so thick that Wolverine couldn’t cut through it with his indestructible claws”
MY MAN!
Picked up some fleece lined Carhartt pants at the goodwill for $8. Life changing.
Oh. I’m dumb.
I thought they purchased their apartment with dirty money, whats all this rent business?!
Honestly felt personally attacked by that one.
Side note: I’ve switched to reverse screw drivers, the hangovers are not so bad!
You’ve clearly never felt the rush of building the longest road.
I think I would get ghosted immediately if I suggested this to someone I was trying to date. That being said, this would be my ideal date.
If the only thing I did in my spare time was watch sports I would probably hate this time of year too. Luckily there are books, booze, and board games!
“daddy makes mistakes too”
Taken the wrong way thats a savage thing to say to your kid.
What about “XX Chromosome” or XXC for short?
Do you think people who own B&Bs care that they have to wash sex sheets every day?