Rory Gilmore

Rory Gilmore on the outside. Emily Gilmore on the inside. Email me funny shit at rory_gilmore20@yahoo.com.

Member Since 04/18/2016

Spontaneity Is The Trick To Keeping The Spark Alive In A Relationship

Why First Dates Are Actually The Best

If You Prefer IPAs, You’re Probably A Psychopath

My Girlfriend Spilled Red Wine On Our White Bedspread And Now I’m Contemplating Murder

I Had To Negotiate Pay In My Employee Evaluation And Wanted To Die The Entire Time

Sorry, But Your Stupid Standing Desk Isn’t Helping You Lose Weight

I’m Starting To Suck At Drunk Sex

I Hate Your Homemade Smoothie

I Have A Baby Face And I Use It To Manipulate My Entire Office

I’m Panicking Because Summer Is Here, And I’m Still Fat