Rory Gilmore

Rory Gilmore on the outside. Emily Gilmore on the inside. Email me funny shit at rory_gilmore20@yahoo.com.

Member Since 04/18/2016

Thoughts That Run Through Your Head When You Return To Work From Vacation

What I’m Saying Versus What I’m Thinking During My Last Few Days At The Office

My Fiancée Is A Ross Sympathizer And That’s Very Troubling

It’s Still Cool To Be From California

Man Arrested For Stealing Over 100 iPhones At Coachella, Inciting Panic Into The Hearts Of Millennials Everywhere

PornHub Is Plowing Boston’s Snowy Streets Today For Free So People Can, You Know, Go Out And Plow

There’s An Invite-Only Version Of Tinder Out There That None Of Us Are Attractive Enough To Use

How To Convince Your Boss You’re A Model Employee While Still Plotting To Burn The Company To The Ground

Keep Your Kid’s Balls Off My Timeline

I Got Engaged And Became A Love Expert And Now Everyone Hates Me