19-year-old Ruxin: “Does porn count? If so, I’m really good at the sex”.
26-year-old Ruxin: “I’ve got a banging hot wife who let’s me sleep with her once a year and I’m pretty sure she has a thing with her brother… Oh well, I’ll do the work myself when she leaves.”
Nothing like a little TGDAG to get my blood boiling on a Wednesday morning. Just when I think I can’t hate Girl even more – you drop this on me. Well played sir, well played.
I don’t know if the expression, “Shooter’s shoot” is the correct response to these comments? Either way – telling a woman you want to cum in her eyeball is a total powerplay and for that I respect it.
Username checks out. We don’t have time for moderation – Man the fuck up and get hammered like the rest of us while making poor life choices filled with regret.
How the hell could you even muster the strength to make dinner? After two rounds of romping in the sack – I need a solid transfusion of pedialite, bananas, and 8 hours of sleep. 3 rounds is some next level Rocky Balboa shit.
On my 25th birthday while having sex – I immediately cramped up in both legs, fell off the bed, and told her she should probably just go since I’m not going to be able to move for a while. Damn I hate getting old.
Whenever you think gambling is a bad idea just remember the great words from Lloyd Christmas and double down – “So you’re telling me there’s a chance?!”
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Look guys – I get it. Ever since Sophia died I’ve put on some weight. Don’t need multiple articles today reminding me that I’m getting fat!
Can’t help but root for the underdog here. May need to check in on this guy after the dinner and see if he makes it into the endzone with this broad.
Congrats on the weight loss – and early congrats on the sex you’ll be having once you brag to women about the accomplishment.
Expected more out of a childhood icon…
Fucking terrorists man.
19-year-old Ruxin: “Does porn count? If so, I’m really good at the sex”.
26-year-old Ruxin: “I’ve got a banging hot wife who let’s me sleep with her once a year and I’m pretty sure she has a thing with her brother… Oh well, I’ll do the work myself when she leaves.”
Yup, now installing a wine cellar downstairs alongside the candy dispenser filled with plan b pills next to my bed – just to play it safe.
Damn Mr. Rogers, tell us how you really feel.
Nothing like a little TGDAG to get my blood boiling on a Wednesday morning. Just when I think I can’t hate Girl even more – you drop this on me. Well played sir, well played.
“I’m good at business so don’t fuck with me, alright.” – I’m making this my bumble bio.
Chill out bro.
Don’t drink coffee either. I prefer vodka in the morning to give me a solid kick in the balls to get me going. Fight the power.
I feel like I need the hell-raising hangover. It keeps me humble and reminds me that I’m becoming an old piece of shit.
I don’t know if the expression, “Shooter’s shoot” is the correct response to these comments? Either way – telling a woman you want to cum in her eyeball is a total powerplay and for that I respect it.
Username checks out. We don’t have time for moderation – Man the fuck up and get hammered like the rest of us while making poor life choices filled with regret.
I don’t even work in New York but I will be calling in sick to celebrate alongside my northern brothers.
“Who doesn’t like cream pies?” – aint that the truth
How the hell could you even muster the strength to make dinner? After two rounds of romping in the sack – I need a solid transfusion of pedialite, bananas, and 8 hours of sleep. 3 rounds is some next level Rocky Balboa shit.
On my 25th birthday while having sex – I immediately cramped up in both legs, fell off the bed, and told her she should probably just go since I’m not going to be able to move for a while. Damn I hate getting old.
Whenever you think gambling is a bad idea just remember the great words from Lloyd Christmas and double down – “So you’re telling me there’s a chance?!”