55 degrees is the optimum temperature for tailgating. Anything else you do outside at 55 degrees involves fall yard clean-up. Life’s greatest pleasure and life’s greatest pain.
“Jean, it’ll be you and Kirk, and yeah, Samantha, you’re going to be paired with Barry; you and… *loudly clears throat* THE 44th PRESIDENT….. are about the same height, right?”
Whoever that bridesmaid was gets a story for the ages.
Heard that. Did the same thing seeing my cherished Grand Cherokee – purchased on my birthday no less – was hauled away for an insulting $500 after getting totaled by a drunk driver but keeping me in one piece. Onward to Valhalla, old friend.
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55 degrees is the optimum temperature for tailgating. Anything else you do outside at 55 degrees involves fall yard clean-up. Life’s greatest pleasure and life’s greatest pain.
“Jean, it’ll be you and Kirk, and yeah, Samantha, you’re going to be paired with Barry; you and… *loudly clears throat* THE 44th PRESIDENT….. are about the same height, right?”
Whoever that bridesmaid was gets a story for the ages.
Heard that. Did the same thing seeing my cherished Grand Cherokee – purchased on my birthday no less – was hauled away for an insulting $500 after getting totaled by a drunk driver but keeping me in one piece. Onward to Valhalla, old friend.