Interesting and useless fact: Birds typically eat anywhere from 5% – 100% of their body weight on a daily basis, whereas humans consume 3 – 5 pounds per day, being a significantly reduced percentage compared to the average flying feathered friend.
Right. What’s the definition of “viral” at Grandex? Having a shitty server crash because you got more traffic than expected? I want numbers. How many shares, likes, reads, etc.
In my house it normally goes like this:
Mrs. Rico (in an accusatory / annoyed voice): “Are you ready? Ugh! We’re going to be late.”
Rico “Yep. Been ready for 5 minutes. Let’s go.”
Mrs. Rico: “Hold on, I want to fix my hair.”
I might get downvoted into oblivion for this, but the average football game lasts three hours and there’s roughly 12 – 13 minutes of actual action. Talk about downtime……..
Breaking up the Republican party is the best thing that could happen to it. Let all the right wing nut jobs, aka vocal Trump supporters, vote solely on gun control and abortion rights and give true moderates a respectable candidate. God forbid someone not give a shit about gay marriage and have a Republican candidate as a feasible option.
I always have been, and always will be, convinced that Trump’s entire campaign is an expensive joke just so he can see what he’s capable of getting away with.
I draw the line at the reunion / wrap-up shows. Watching women yell at each other because they already yelled at each other is just too meta for my simple mind, I guess.
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Anyone else have a thing for that redhead on Mythbusters?
He already knows and is only the boss because he was the best at making it up as he went for the past many years.
Touche. There are a ton of Asian-owned tailor shops in my city. Should have clarified.
Or an Oriental. Don’t forget them.
Interesting and useless fact: Birds typically eat anywhere from 5% – 100% of their body weight on a daily basis, whereas humans consume 3 – 5 pounds per day, being a significantly reduced percentage compared to the average flying feathered friend.
Demi, your comment is mildly entertaining when I read this to myself in Borat’s voice.
Right. What’s the definition of “viral” at Grandex? Having a shitty server crash because you got more traffic than expected? I want numbers. How many shares, likes, reads, etc.
I too sharted on Friday. PGP
I met Mel Torme, the Velvet Fog!
If you weren’t a pretty boy everyone would laugh you out of the bar / office. You look like the worst kind of douche.
In my house it normally goes like this:
Mrs. Rico (in an accusatory / annoyed voice): “Are you ready? Ugh! We’re going to be late.”
Rico “Yep. Been ready for 5 minutes. Let’s go.”
Mrs. Rico: “Hold on, I want to fix my hair.”
So She made coffee, didn’t drink it, then Todd paid $25 for coffee. It’s unfortunate I’m no longer shocked by these things.
I might get downvoted into oblivion for this, but the average football game lasts three hours and there’s roughly 12 – 13 minutes of actual action. Talk about downtime……..
And cue the blowjob jokes…
Breaking up the Republican party is the best thing that could happen to it. Let all the right wing nut jobs, aka vocal Trump supporters, vote solely on gun control and abortion rights and give true moderates a respectable candidate. God forbid someone not give a shit about gay marriage and have a Republican candidate as a feasible option.
The Cavs avenged the loss in game five and stole game seven, so shouldn’t we all get three free tacos?
I always have been, and always will be, convinced that Trump’s entire campaign is an expensive joke just so he can see what he’s capable of getting away with.
The main reason for his visit was a fundraiser that didn’t get much coverage even in the local news outlets.
I draw the line at the reunion / wrap-up shows. Watching women yell at each other because they already yelled at each other is just too meta for my simple mind, I guess.
Interesting and useless fact: Green cards are printed on blue paper.