A long term relationship with a 35 year old stripper will end way worse than a short term relationship with a 35 year old stripper, so I say keep quiet until karma comes to bite this guy. I just wish there was a way we could get monthly updates on how this plays out…..
NotBroke, I enjoyed Oreos (the thin ones, because #diet) and a glass of cold milk last night on my Pottery Barn couch while watching David Blaine blow minds, only to rise at 6:00 am for another Hump Day in the office. Sup?
I should add, it’s not about what you should spend but a mix of what she expects vs. what you feel comfortable spending. When I finally bought the diamond the sales lady had me give her a target price. She came back with three stones priced relatively the same due to differences in carat, color, and quality, told me pick the one that I think looked the best and I went with that one.
Snag a ring she rarely wears and take to jeweler for them to measure. As for price, the band itself will be relatively cheap so it’s all about the diamond. If you live where I think you do start with Shane Co. to get a feel for what your money will get you as all their sales staff works on salary and not commission so they (as far as I can tell) have no reason to bullshit you. Once you have some basic knowledge on diamonds shop around some as boutique stores are more likely to negotiate. Also, nothing wrong with buying that rock on layaway. I basically got a X month loan for free, if anything would have happened to the relationship I had a full refund, and it’s kept in a safe at the store so I didn’t have to worry about hiding it or her finding it.
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So leaving shitty states for not shitty states. Got it.
Thanks for the good advice, dad.
Just last week added it to my pre-sets. Sigh
Really respect the level of commitment you’re showing on some of these avatars, Todd.
A long term relationship with a 35 year old stripper will end way worse than a short term relationship with a 35 year old stripper, so I say keep quiet until karma comes to bite this guy. I just wish there was a way we could get monthly updates on how this plays out…..
You write that email to Dave? I know you’re an MSU alum.
Pun intended?
Yeah, I’ve got to reel this back in.
Don’t disrespect Clare like that, man. C’mon. PGP has standards.
Maybe not, but I know who can change that…
I’ve got a beard, too NotBroke. It’s like we were meant to be.
Rico
I don’t normally click on the Like tab for articles, but damn this was good.
“What am I gonna do, talk to em? Nah, I’m good.” Most accurate dialogue in quite some time, Will. Well done.
NotBroke, I enjoyed Oreos (the thin ones, because #diet) and a glass of cold milk last night on my Pottery Barn couch while watching David Blaine blow minds, only to rise at 6:00 am for another Hump Day in the office. Sup?
This one’s pretty good, too. Dude puts an ice pick through his hand. Incredible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8uuAK6gba8
**internet. Boom. Roasted. Learn yo proper nouns.
Dude. Fuck.
Side can’t even spell you’re.
I should add, it’s not about what you should spend but a mix of what she expects vs. what you feel comfortable spending. When I finally bought the diamond the sales lady had me give her a target price. She came back with three stones priced relatively the same due to differences in carat, color, and quality, told me pick the one that I think looked the best and I went with that one.
Snag a ring she rarely wears and take to jeweler for them to measure. As for price, the band itself will be relatively cheap so it’s all about the diamond. If you live where I think you do start with Shane Co. to get a feel for what your money will get you as all their sales staff works on salary and not commission so they (as far as I can tell) have no reason to bullshit you. Once you have some basic knowledge on diamonds shop around some as boutique stores are more likely to negotiate. Also, nothing wrong with buying that rock on layaway. I basically got a X month loan for free, if anything would have happened to the relationship I had a full refund, and it’s kept in a safe at the store so I didn’t have to worry about hiding it or her finding it.