I taught high school for a few years right after finishing college and a student set up a fake myspace page on my behalf. Didn’t know about it until some friends of mine stumbled across it, and never figured out who did it.
My wife once hit me in the face because I was joking around about our engagement and how long we’d been dating at the time. Don’t let it get to that point.
And be the asshole who shoots them into a crowded bar a la Trump at the Puerto Rico visit. Staying in character multiplies the coolness of your costume by a factor of at least three, or so I learned the year I went as a Mormon, made fake gold tablets, and passed out Mormon literature to everyone in the bar, including interrupting the couple drunkenly making out so I could explain to them how God doesn’t approve of premarital sex.
I didn’t mean to nit pick your word choice, which is how my comment came across.
Again, well done on the weekly advice. I enjoy these and think a lot of the readers gain valuable insight from your responses and the comment sections.
If I bring a condiment to work in its original container I expect it to be stolen by various office mates. No harm, no foul here.
New favorite side salad: Mixed greens, blueberries, some green apple, red onion, blue cheese crumbles, candied pecans, and Briana’s Homestyle Blush Wine Vinaigrette (the one with a strawberry on the bottle). It’s absolutely incredible.
I had a domestic abuse case. Both husband and wife and wife’s adult daughter were drunk so we had no credible witnesses or timelines. Dude definitely hit his wife but we couldn’t find him guilty
I’m headed to a wedding this weekend to see one of my final single friends tie the knot. It’s also the last trip I’ll go on for the next 18 years without a child. And it’s serving as a mini-reunion for all my fraternity brothers who are able to make it to the wedding. I hope to report back good things next Monday but I know that’s an impossibility. Nice knowing everyone.
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I shove all my shit in the checked golf bag and just have a carry-on hangup bag for the things I don’t want wrinkled. Best of both worlds.
This wins hands down.
I taught high school for a few years right after finishing college and a student set up a fake myspace page on my behalf. Didn’t know about it until some friends of mine stumbled across it, and never figured out who did it.
Was at the Texans game last night and the mood in NRG was not good when Watt went down.
Doing that alone sounds awesome, tbh.
My wife once hit me in the face because I was joking around about our engagement and how long we’d been dating at the time. Don’t let it get to that point.
And be the asshole who shoots them into a crowded bar a la Trump at the Puerto Rico visit. Staying in character multiplies the coolness of your costume by a factor of at least three, or so I learned the year I went as a Mormon, made fake gold tablets, and passed out Mormon literature to everyone in the bar, including interrupting the couple drunkenly making out so I could explain to them how God doesn’t approve of premarital sex.
Confuse them with the truth and say sixteen. No drunk person can remember consuming exactly 16 drinks, therefore you can’t be drunk.
Check your HR policies first. A lot of companies require you to be in a position for 6 or 12 months before applying for an internal move.
I didn’t mean to nit pick your word choice, which is how my comment came across.
Again, well done on the weekly advice. I enjoy these and think a lot of the readers gain valuable insight from your responses and the comment sections.
Open communication is never a detriment to your relationship, it’s the sole key to a successful one.
I recently heard of this so called luxury bus and word on the street is, it’s pretty luxurious. Care to confirm or deny?
What’s the deal with comments taking a few minutes to post? I need my validation immediately.
If I bring a condiment to work in its original container I expect it to be stolen by various office mates. No harm, no foul here.
New favorite side salad: Mixed greens, blueberries, some green apple, red onion, blue cheese crumbles, candied pecans, and Briana’s Homestyle Blush Wine Vinaigrette (the one with a strawberry on the bottle). It’s absolutely incredible.
I had a domestic abuse case. Both husband and wife and wife’s adult daughter were drunk so we had no credible witnesses or timelines. Dude definitely hit his wife but we couldn’t find him guilty
Former jury foreman here, and you’ll do just fine.
Good thing @19thHole is busy today and the rest of the weekend.
So Mrs. Incredible falls on the right side of the bell curve?
Except for Duda and his fake lenses. Can see through that shtick 100 yards out.
I’m headed to a wedding this weekend to see one of my final single friends tie the knot. It’s also the last trip I’ll go on for the next 18 years without a child. And it’s serving as a mini-reunion for all my fraternity brothers who are able to make it to the wedding. I hope to report back good things next Monday but I know that’s an impossibility. Nice knowing everyone.