Little known fact (maybe). If you go stainless it’s recommended to buy everything from the same manufacturer (GE, Samsung, etc.) because each use a slightly different finish which affects the final color.
We had a chick who was rumored to be sleeping with a VP whom our CEO loved for some reason. VP was married with adult kids, she was twice divorced with two kids (a total fucking mess of a woman). One day she just doesn’t show up for work. This goes on for 6 months but she never gets fired. Story comes out she had to have some sort of surgery and the company paid for it and the 6 month recovery time, at the end of which she magically found a new job. Turns out she never had surgery and worked at the new employer for two months already and was receiving two paychecks. PGPM?
Little known fact: Buzz’s girlfriend is the director’s son dressed as a girl. He felt bad about making fun of an overweight girl in the movie so did this instead.
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Pretending it’s just a giant, strangely shaped shoelace helps. Took me an hour the first time I tried to tie one.
There are a ton of very attractive female landmen. You need to get out to the happy hours more often.
Kind of off topic, but preferences as to Apple TV, Netflix, Hulu? Never had any of them before.
You have two weeks until some cheesedick proposes on Christmas Eve. Consider yourself warned, and expect some sort of fight to ensue.
Little known fact (maybe). If you go stainless it’s recommended to buy everything from the same manufacturer (GE, Samsung, etc.) because each use a slightly different finish which affects the final color.
Just texted three of my friends who moved this year.
Of course it took her until hour three to begin to wonder if she’s crazy.
I prefer Nelly’s Country Grammar.
The Sanders outtakes would look like Sanders trying to impersonate Larry David doing Sanders on SNL.
God gave all of us wings, it’s the devil who makes us afraid to fly. #soar
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You gotta get caught on Todd, man. Post haste.
We had a chick who was rumored to be sleeping with a VP whom our CEO loved for some reason. VP was married with adult kids, she was twice divorced with two kids (a total fucking mess of a woman). One day she just doesn’t show up for work. This goes on for 6 months but she never gets fired. Story comes out she had to have some sort of surgery and the company paid for it and the 6 month recovery time, at the end of which she magically found a new job. Turns out she never had surgery and worked at the new employer for two months already and was receiving two paychecks. PGPM?
Little known fact: Buzz’s girlfriend is the director’s son dressed as a girl. He felt bad about making fun of an overweight girl in the movie so did this instead.
Suspension of disbelief is a beautiful thing. Why ruin a classic?
I get to work almost two hours before my boss does. Waking up early has its benefits.
And Will maybe thought some of us were smart before reading our comments on this.
So don’t you essentially have a private men’s room on your floor? I’d walk up 4 flights for that.
If they’d walked across the street to Orvis to get Todd a new shotgun I’d be nervous.
I’m going to say this place is probably a bit classier than the roadside BYOB all-nude clubs in certain Midwestern states, though not by much.