I like where you’re going with this, but the would / wouldn’t survey can only be answered by those between the ages of 21 and 45. No horny high school kids or old grandpas to skew the results.
Under Pressure, um, Changes, uh, I think he sang some songs for Pretty Woman, and uh, that’s all I got. Did you see that video thing he released last week though? Pretty awesome.
I think ExcelMonkey8 is complaining about getting caught taking a snapchat selfie in the office bathroom. Why one would ever do that to begin with is beyond me.
It’s called “husky”.
I like where you’re going with this, but the would / wouldn’t survey can only be answered by those between the ages of 21 and 45. No horny high school kids or old grandpas to skew the results.
Watching Andy Reid watch the clock count down in the 4th quarter on Saturday was brutal.
Under Pressure, um, Changes, uh, I think he sang some songs for Pretty Woman, and uh, that’s all I got. Did you see that video thing he released last week though? Pretty awesome.
Starts comment with “LOL”. Someone call Aziz cuz he’s got a new tour opener.
That’s because girl’s aren’t funny and Bumble is now proving it to be fact.
Also a common term on the golf course for a shot that never gets off the ground.
Too bad you can’t comment on your dad’s choice in women.
You gotta live blog Chili’s next week so Dave can properly mourn his recent loss.
No way shitting your pants is a better option than puking.
Would you rather: Puke with shitting or shit while puking? It comes down a matter of what do you prefer to clean up, and the answer is clearly puke.
Did you grab a sandwich, a slice of pizza, or one of their killer pre-made quesadillas, or is this liquid lunch Thursday?
Turkey sandwich, no beer for me today. PGP
Celebrating MLK day with a solo excursion to see The Revenant. No spoilers please.
I was really hoping a follow up article next week: TGDAG “Making Dinner.” What a shit show that would have been.
My dream is to win the lottery and work part-time as a bartender at a certain golf course in Denver.
From a guy whose wife’s clock is starting to tick, thanks for these. You make what seems to be impossible pretty fucking awesome.
I think ExcelMonkey8 is complaining about getting caught taking a snapchat selfie in the office bathroom. Why one would ever do that to begin with is beyond me.
I like your work but that was pretty douchey. Just humbly link your instagram account to your profile; no need to say it how you did.
Where’d you come up with “dyer”
You lose money on that Clemson cover last night? Someone seems angry today.
How do you not even mention the completely fake restaurant on Ben and Caila’s date. I don’t even think the food was real.