Wait until you get home, crush up the viagra, mix it with some blow, and rail that baby. Bullshit around for 20-30 minutes… get her a drink or something. BOOM…you’re ready for pound-town with no public faux pas. I definitely don’t know this from experience.
Advertise
Wait until you get home, crush up the viagra, mix it with some blow, and rail that baby. Bullshit around for 20-30 minutes… get her a drink or something. BOOM…you’re ready for pound-town with no public faux pas. I definitely don’t know this from experience.
Glaring omissions:
Blackstreet – No Diggity
Montell Jordan – This Is How We Do It
Warren G and Nate Dogg – Regulate
Seems legit guys.
THEY’RE TAKING AWAY DOWN PERISCOPE? FUCK FUCK FUCK
Fuck Jenny. Never trust a Jenny. Word to Forrest Gump.
It’s worth your time to read it. I saw it last night and found myself ignoring the football game to read it like a loser.
Why would you get adderall when there’s perfectly good blow to do?
$20 grams? i’d be a rich man if i could get that.
Hahahaaa this was fucking hilarious
ASMR is the shit. For your enjoyment: http://www.reddit.com/r/asmr/
Sounds like it’s time for daddy to go pick up a PS4
Shouts to Lou Pai.
Yeah, it doesn’t.
Single moms, bible verses, Marilyn Monroe quotes = insta-left-swipe
#BUTTSTUFF2014
You’re gonna lose tonight McGannon! YOU’RE GONNA LOSE!
Jokes on those hoes then. I’m broke! Haaaaaa
Even Jessica Alba can’t resist the dad bod
Honestly, I’d be kind of stoked if the opposite sex reacted to my looks like that.
When I saw the headline for this article, I was almost positive you were the author.