It’s never too late. I thought it was. The last 3 girls I’d been with? 30 years old and needed to hit the gym, 30 years old and a full blown alcoholic that had to drink not to shake, and 33 years old and outright fat. Yeah, my standards have dropped since college, fuck me. But recently, I tripped, fell, and landed into a smokeshow 24 year old nympho. Anything can happen.
Or even worse, “My dog is cooler than you” or “I bet I like my dog more than you”… do girls think this shit is original? It’s like every other goddamned profile. Go fuck yourself.
Hung out with a potential new bro friend last night and out of the blue he hit me with, “I can’t stand black people man”… had to nope the fuck outta that situation real quick.
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It’s never too late. I thought it was. The last 3 girls I’d been with? 30 years old and needed to hit the gym, 30 years old and a full blown alcoholic that had to drink not to shake, and 33 years old and outright fat. Yeah, my standards have dropped since college, fuck me. But recently, I tripped, fell, and landed into a smokeshow 24 year old nympho. Anything can happen.
Elite Daily is cancer.
Seychelles
This is actually a plus as far as I’m concerned.
“Can I Get A” was the song that really introduced Ja to the world. I was a freshman in high school when it came out. Fuck me I’m old.
Jordan will be fine. Sub-par wangs are FAF.
So this girl I met in rehab that I’m about to start dating……..
Or when there’s 6 pictures, all closed-mouth smiling. You’re hiding something bitch!
Or even worse, “My dog is cooler than you” or “I bet I like my dog more than you”… do girls think this shit is original? It’s like every other goddamned profile. Go fuck yourself.
Shit is god awful
Came down here to post horse girls. Glad to see I’m not alone. Those bitches are crazy. Insta-left-swipe.
All bad boy, all night long baby. The N-O-T-O-R-I-O…U-S, you just, lay down slow
Assumed this was a Kendra article from the title.
Damn. Saw right through my ruse.
Hung out with a potential new bro friend last night and out of the blue he hit me with, “I can’t stand black people man”… had to nope the fuck outta that situation real quick.
“And you know what really gets my dick hard lately?”… solid segue
Just put in my resignation a couple days ago. Feels great. Can’t wait to get out.
Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan
…Drunk after 5 beers, blacked out after 7 beers.
… scroll back up and read it realllllllly slow, slick