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1. Vodka – LaCroix.
2. For those who don’t bloat from diet drinks, Vodka – Diet Tonic
You failed to mention the PGP app. Nick, you’re fired.
Gave FLOTUS the ol’ executive briefing before my morning Twitter session. It’s going to be a great day.
Petitions are for whiny liberals. Just @ me and if it’s a great idea I’ll get Big J. Kush on it.
My condolences
Rory:
Any relation to Happy?
Would you like to go furniture shopping?
-Donny
Also referred to as frolf, which I unfortunately learned today is not frat golf, but instead frisby golf. SAD!
Midget
Tattoos are for poors
Abortions for some, tiny American flags for others
when the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country!
Audi is new money trash, total trash. Limo / PJ or GTFO
No Drugs, No Alcohol, No Cigs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j07nGTfKyBE
Did you do the interview on a Bluetooth earpiece? Have earpieces been outdated long enough for you to think they are cool?
What gives you the right?
*Do yourself a favor and wear sweatpants to the strip club
*CoF – Cost of Fucking
Dan, just knee deep in snizz
Lyin’ Ted is all cheese talk, no cheese action
Twitter.