reaI Donald Trump 6 years ago on The Saturday Afternoon Lunch Blog: I Went To A Fitness Class This Morning And It Was Not Fun It’s beyond me how you can do burpees on Saturday morning without shitting your pants worse than Hillary did on Election Night. 37 Log in to reply or vote on comments
reaI Donald Trump 6 years ago on Feel Good Friday: Dogs, Space, and More Dogs Fake news! Viewership is way up under my administration! I have what America wants to see! And it’s huuuuuuuuuge! 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
reaI Donald Trump 6 years ago on Is The Par 3 The Most Reliably Exciting Moment In Sports? Every morning I stand in front of a mirror and practice saying “You’re fired!” With a dildo up my butt. 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
reaI Donald Trump 6 years ago on Four Moments That Have Made Me Accept Being Washed Up Wrong! Fake news! 12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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It’s beyond me how you can do burpees on Saturday morning without shitting your pants worse than Hillary did on Election Night.
Fake news! Viewership is way up under my administration! I have what America wants to see! And it’s huuuuuuuuuge!
Every morning I stand in front of a mirror and practice saying “You’re fired!” With a dildo up my butt.
Wrong! Fake news!