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You do you, big guy.
Apparently not.
Have you considered opting for a more fulfilling life?
This is nothing compared to The Great Downvote Debacle of 2017.
The fact it, The Great British Baking Show is appointment-to-watch television.
Aggressively defending your meaningless lifestyle choices. – PGP
Showing up to work at the last second. – PGP
Sounds accurate.
Anyone who walks in on me is in for a huuuuuuge surprise.
You like prestige, good money, and slicing open the human body? It’s not too late to become a mortician.
If you can call this “living.”
If you’re already an asshole, does jogging in the cold make you better?
I’m all in favor of rescuing dogs, but the women who do it end up fat. Just sayin’.
You know you laughed.
The ultimate power move is hopping up on the bar and taking a huge smelly shit.
Does this mean I should stop waiting for Nick Jonas to ask me out?
I think of myself as the Fame-Whore In Chief.
I sit on the couch and watch my dog lick his balls and wonder why I can’t do the same thing.
When you’re as rich as I am, they’ll load the gun for you and then shoot it for you! I haven’t missed since I was 10 years old!
You put more thought into this than I’ve put into my entire presidential agenda.