In the true Spirit Of Christmas you should buy yourself something that is completely useless, open it Christmas morning, thank yourself in an obviously insincere manner, then put it in the back of your closet and forget about it until the next time you move then haul it down to Goodwill lol
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I look forward to “flex” being driven into the ground.
Any bottle of booze good enough to be a gift probably exceeds your company’s dollar limit on gifts that can be accepted from vendors.
I have the same question about this site.
That dog will never make it in the NHL. I’ve seen beer league players with better moves.
Pro tip: Don’t take yourself so seriously.
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Going on a diet after the holidays isn’t a bad thing.
If you buy clothes for your wife/GF, buy them a size smaller than she actually wears. Otherwise you’ll hear the dreaded “Oh, so you think I’m FAT???”
Six days is five more days than I can take being around my parents.
The boss should always come first.
Reserve middle names for when the kid has fucked up. I don’t know how many times I’ve heard “DONALD JOHN TRUMP DID YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS AGAIN???”
The correct answer to “When are you getting married” is “As soon as I find a man with whom I’m sexually compatible. Do you have any suggestions?”
I’m just going to tweet “Happy Holidays” and be done with it.
The last thing I need is to be reminded of my failure to clean out the refrigerator every time I go into the kitchen.
The feeling of satisfaction when the office asshole calls in sick because you put something in his coffee. – PGP
In the true Spirit Of Christmas you should buy yourself something that is completely useless, open it Christmas morning, thank yourself in an obviously insincere manner, then put it in the back of your closet and forget about it until the next time you move then haul it down to Goodwill lol
I sleep in whatever clothes I’m wearing, too. It’s called Being A Drunk.