This guy I work with walks by my desk every day at 4 to get his mail, signifying there’s an hour left in the workday. We have never spoken or exchanged a glance. He is hands down my favorite coworker. PGP.

Being a democrat in college and a republican after your first paycheck. PGP.

Finally wakes up early enough to make a delcious lunch. Office has food catered. PGP.

Can’t remember the last time I bought Gatorade for a sports-related reason. PGP.

After getting your first house, the most exciting purchases you make are a grill and lawn mower. PGP.

Calling your parents and admitting, “I DIDN’T LISTEN!” PGP.

Monday through Friday. PGP.

Living paycheck to paycheck no matter how many raises you get. PGP.