Tinder-ing all the local talent while out of town on a business trip. PGP.

My headset now makes me feel like a dog on a leash. PGP.

People my age are buying houses, and I’m still trying to budget out groceries. PGP.

Passive aggressively CC’ing someone’s manager on an email. PGP.

Spending 10 hours a day in a fluorescent-lit gulag. PGP.

Tinder is in the “Games” folder on my iPhone, and that’s exactly where it should be. PGP.

Got a flat tire after work. Didn’t tell anyone, but took a picture to use as an excuse if I’m ever late. PGP.

The excitement of your college buddies coming to visit being overshadowed by the fear of the hit to your bank account. PGP.

Never truly understood the phrase “working for the weekend” until recently. PGP.

At work, daydreaming about what I want to be when I grow up. PGP.