ALL CAPS IS INDUSTRY STANDARD. i FORGET TO TURN IT OFF OCCASIONALLY AND EVERYONE THINKS I’M YELLING ON FACEBOOK. PGP.
A confident “Well, that’s all for me today,” after spending an hour cleaning out your inbox on a Friday. PGPM.
Wednesday is waiver wire work day. PGP.
It’s Tuesday. I’m still hungover from Saturday. PGP.
“Crushing spreadsheets” is actually a term I catch myself using often. PGP.
I am sore from my flu shot. PGP.
The only thing that has made me smile today was a picture of a corgi I saw on Twitter. PGP.
Actually being intrigued by an infomercial. PGP.
I’ve been showing up early for work for two months because I was in line for a promotion. Company outsourced the hire. I now have three conference calls a week with someone named Samar. PGP.
I’m old enough to remember when Facebook required you to have a .edu email address to become a member. PGP.