Go for it. FedEx is hella expensive, and I bet you could get some awesome discounts.Do the full “bend and snap” routine, I bet he’d laugh and immediately ask you out.
Feel like I should explain: he was fixing his hair in the mirror Sunday for a baby shower we were attending, and he was using a metric shitload of hairspray. He said he wanted his hair to look “sexy,” and I said, “For who, the unborn baby?” I love him.
My poor Little Man (stepson) has heard some pretty intense things come out of my mouth. Dropped an f-bomb in front of him once in the car when someone ran a stop sign and almost hit us. He’s starting to repeat certain words (“sexy,” “sucks,” “Jesus Christ”) because he’s 9, and I know it’s all downhill from here. T and P’s please.
Two months ago I had to start acne medication again. Apparently my skin thinks I’m still 15 – if only the same were true for my metabolism. Minocycline two times daily, one cream for the morning and another for nighttime. Skin is in super pain, and I’m not sure it’s working. Vitamin E oil is your best friend. Stay out of the sun.
Also, Dillon, contrary to the Good Charlotte song, I’d like to dispute your claim that girls want to date loaded guys. My boyfriend and I were so broke our first Christmas together that we couldn’t afford presents for each other. We’ve been together almost two years, and even though our bank accounts are (marginally) growing and we’re becoming more established career wise (read: he is, I’m finishing law school), I’d rather struggle financially with him than be with a rich asshole.
To the first guy – literally just went through that exact situation and am currently in the process of trying to figure out how to lose the weight I’ve gained. Trust me, she is WELL aware of the weight she’s gained, but she also probably doesn’t know how to address it. She could probably use some help/a little boost from you. Best approach is to say that you want her to be happy and healthy, and healthy isn’t just a physical thing here, it’s a mental thing as well. Weight gain can be the result of/cause of some other underlying issues (i.e. depression from getting fired because no matter how much the job sucked, getting fired fucking stings), so just saying something like “I want you to be healthy and happy, and I feel like that includes exercising” would probably be a big step. Dillon’s right – do it with her! It’ll make her feel so great, and you’ll get some time to reconnect.
On the flip side, if you aren’t into the relationship/if she isn’t making the changes to make herself better/she likes herself the way she is, then you’ve got some other things to consider.
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I frequently get called the wrong name at work by both my boss and coworkers. I feel your pain.
Yeah, that shit is called codependency, and that is not healthy.
This list looks like something some “super introspective” girl who “aspires” to be a writer would dream up and that The Odyssey would publish.
This made my blood pressure rise.
Noooooo…so much no. Don’t do it, Eric!
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That would be a huge bonus.
Go for it. FedEx is hella expensive, and I bet you could get some awesome discounts.Do the full “bend and snap” routine, I bet he’d laugh and immediately ask you out.
Feel like I should explain: he was fixing his hair in the mirror Sunday for a baby shower we were attending, and he was using a metric shitload of hairspray. He said he wanted his hair to look “sexy,” and I said, “For who, the unborn baby?” I love him.
My poor Little Man (stepson) has heard some pretty intense things come out of my mouth. Dropped an f-bomb in front of him once in the car when someone ran a stop sign and almost hit us. He’s starting to repeat certain words (“sexy,” “sucks,” “Jesus Christ”) because he’s 9, and I know it’s all downhill from here. T and P’s please.
Two months ago I had to start acne medication again. Apparently my skin thinks I’m still 15 – if only the same were true for my metabolism. Minocycline two times daily, one cream for the morning and another for nighttime. Skin is in super pain, and I’m not sure it’s working. Vitamin E oil is your best friend. Stay out of the sun.
Yeah, also, there can be legal ramifications if you don’t disclose.
I had to reduce my coffee intake, but it really helped. Sadly only allotted one-two cups a day.
I’m an assistant, so granted the bitch work is my job, but I definitely agree.
I don’t know how to adapt. Like, I’m trying, but there’s so much damn paper everywhere.
I think the root of your dating problems is more likely you wanting to pop LSD on a Wednesday and less about your bank account.
Also, Dillon, contrary to the Good Charlotte song, I’d like to dispute your claim that girls want to date loaded guys. My boyfriend and I were so broke our first Christmas together that we couldn’t afford presents for each other. We’ve been together almost two years, and even though our bank accounts are (marginally) growing and we’re becoming more established career wise (read: he is, I’m finishing law school), I’d rather struggle financially with him than be with a rich asshole.
To the first guy – literally just went through that exact situation and am currently in the process of trying to figure out how to lose the weight I’ve gained. Trust me, she is WELL aware of the weight she’s gained, but she also probably doesn’t know how to address it. She could probably use some help/a little boost from you. Best approach is to say that you want her to be happy and healthy, and healthy isn’t just a physical thing here, it’s a mental thing as well. Weight gain can be the result of/cause of some other underlying issues (i.e. depression from getting fired because no matter how much the job sucked, getting fired fucking stings), so just saying something like “I want you to be healthy and happy, and I feel like that includes exercising” would probably be a big step. Dillon’s right – do it with her! It’ll make her feel so great, and you’ll get some time to reconnect.
On the flip side, if you aren’t into the relationship/if she isn’t making the changes to make herself better/she likes herself the way she is, then you’ve got some other things to consider.
Or ever…
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