Rallytime

Member Since 12/13/2017

  • Rallytime 5 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Christmas Decorating

    The colored lights thing was just too much, Will. You give us a flashback imagining little boy Todd happily decorating the tree with his mom, dad, brother, sister, and the family dog getting tangled up in those “trashy” lights. Sure, they’re not fancy but remind him of a simpler time. A time when he was carefree and full of joy, not worrying about what kind of fucking cranberry sauce he needs to bring to dinner.
    God dammit Todd, stand up for yourself. Show Girl you’re a good partner who lets most things slide, but is willing to fight for what’s decent and pure. It’s not just about the colored lights man.

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  • Rallytime 6 years ago on Could You Do It If You Knew You Wouldn’t Get Caught?

    I’m more of a planner not a doer. Outsource that shit.

    “Congratulations! You’ve won an all expenses paid trip to the Philippines.”

    Make it look official: website, big cardboard check, real airlplane tickets, etc. An island hit man costs less than $700, so the airline tickets will be the biggest expense.

    Sorry, just realized everyone’s leaning in the direction of murdering a stranger (def easy) and not their idiot brother-in-law.

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  • Rallytime 6 years ago on A Guide To Obliterating First Date Nerves

    Whatever happened to a friendly handshake when meeting someone new? A side hug seems all right, but some folks don’t like being so familiar right off the bat. Worst-case: a handshake comes across as formal (with undertones of respect, at least.) Best-case: you both chuckles because it’s unexpected and a bit awkward. I might be traditional but if I really like her I’d rather earn the hug at the end of the first date. If the conversation and jokes are flowing, a post-date hug definitely sets off sparks and creates longing for the 2nd date.

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