An Australian living in London and moving to the US. He got exhausted just writing about that. Spends his days cruising the internet while pretending to write important documents that no one will read.
Every time I tried to get away with someone when I was younger, dad always quoted #16 at me. Only now do I realise he knew exactly what was going on the whole time, and maybe let me get away with a few so I would learn the lesson on my own. Good list Knox.
Last time I checked this was a website, not social media. Plus the whole article was about not trying to be someone you’re not on social media, twatwaffle.
You hate everyone you work with don’t you? Your work day must be absolute fucking hell. We’re here for you bro. Have a beer and take a deep breath, then have another 10 beers.
Rob Corddry in HTTM was the definition of pure dad bod greatness. It’s about time it has been recognised on a respectable website that it is a masterpiece #TeamDadBod
The mix tape needs to make a comeback. And I mean an actual playlist recorded onto a cassette tape. Then you know real effort was put into it instead of dragging a couple of songs onto a playlist. A proper mixtape shows commitment to the cause.
Think of the positives. You get the blankets all to yourself, and no one can judge you for not leaving the bed for an entire day when it’s far too cold.
I always wonder why people are surprised when they are halfway through the first semester of grad school and are getting hammered with work. What did you think it was going to be? A walk in the park? That’s like entering a pool with a great white shark and making yourself bleed then wondering why the shark attacks you.
I am brunette all the way. Blondes seem artificial to me. Also I don’t want to date a fucking princess. If she can’t give and take a good insult, it won’t last. Blondes generally have no shit talking skills at all.
First off, 50% of marriages don’t end in divorce. The numbers don’t even back up this claim. Secondly, you don’t have to be intelligent to know when someone is terrible for you and you should leave. Some of the smartest people I know who are socially intelligent as well suck ass at relationships and always end up staying longer than they should. Intelligence is not an influence here.
Mostly though, I think you should do whatever the fuck you want to. If you want to move in with a significant other, do it. if you want to wait until marriage, do it. Who am I to tell you how you should live your life?
It should be noted that personality and charisma actually matter a lot more now than they did in college. Looks aren’t as important. As long as you are rocking a solid dad body, you will be all good.
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Every time I tried to get away with someone when I was younger, dad always quoted #16 at me. Only now do I realise he knew exactly what was going on the whole time, and maybe let me get away with a few so I would learn the lesson on my own. Good list Knox.
Considering training will start at 10, it’s probably a good idea to use water.
I’ve noticed a disturbing trend on Twitter and Instagram where guys are starting to do #OOTD. This can’t be a good thing.
Last time I checked this was a website, not social media. Plus the whole article was about not trying to be someone you’re not on social media, twatwaffle.
Jay Tas’ unbridled excitement about the Taco Bell App. PGP.
You hate everyone you work with don’t you? Your work day must be absolute fucking hell. We’re here for you bro. Have a beer and take a deep breath, then have another 10 beers.
The ultimate snapchat crime.
Rob Corddry in HTTM was the definition of pure dad bod greatness. It’s about time it has been recognised on a respectable website that it is a masterpiece #TeamDadBod
It’s gotten to the point now where they are ripping off tweets that aren’t even funny as well.
And most of the time it comes under “News”. It’s not promoted as a column. Don’t be a dick about this.
Dress for the John Daly YOU want to be. Personally, I prefer the beer gut, blind drunk, cigar chain smoking John Daly.
The mix tape needs to make a comeback. And I mean an actual playlist recorded onto a cassette tape. Then you know real effort was put into it instead of dragging a couple of songs onto a playlist. A proper mixtape shows commitment to the cause.
Seriously why does Carrot Top look like a 50 year old transsexual housewife now?
Think of the positives. You get the blankets all to yourself, and no one can judge you for not leaving the bed for an entire day when it’s far too cold.
This is some of the greatest news to ever be posted on here. I love reheated pasta! It tastes better. And now I know why.
I always wonder why people are surprised when they are halfway through the first semester of grad school and are getting hammered with work. What did you think it was going to be? A walk in the park? That’s like entering a pool with a great white shark and making yourself bleed then wondering why the shark attacks you.
I am brunette all the way. Blondes seem artificial to me. Also I don’t want to date a fucking princess. If she can’t give and take a good insult, it won’t last. Blondes generally have no shit talking skills at all.
First off, 50% of marriages don’t end in divorce. The numbers don’t even back up this claim. Secondly, you don’t have to be intelligent to know when someone is terrible for you and you should leave. Some of the smartest people I know who are socially intelligent as well suck ass at relationships and always end up staying longer than they should. Intelligence is not an influence here.
Mostly though, I think you should do whatever the fuck you want to. If you want to move in with a significant other, do it. if you want to wait until marriage, do it. Who am I to tell you how you should live your life?
It should be noted that personality and charisma actually matter a lot more now than they did in college. Looks aren’t as important. As long as you are rocking a solid dad body, you will be all good.
I have known some ugly men who just clean up because they are charismatic and not douche bags.