I've been a good boy and haven't had a drink in nearly a week, and I'm happy to report that after much consideration, I am getting absolutely annihilated tonight — Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) May 4, 2018
I've been a good boy and haven't had a drink in nearly a week, and I'm happy to report that after much consideration, I am getting absolutely annihilated tonight
— Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) May 4, 2018
Checking your camera roll after a big night out A post shared by PGP (@postgradproblems) on May 5, 2018 at 8:54am PDT
Checking your camera roll after a big night out
A post shared by PGP (@postgradproblems) on May 5, 2018 at 8:54am PDT
I’m now proud of myself whenever I don’t black out on weekends.
Typed “lunch” in an iMessage and my predictive text immediately brought up “beer.”
Coworker forgot to press mute on a conference call and the entire company heard her say, “Fuck this shit.”
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