Sitting at home sick as I read this. Got a text from a friend offering to bring something over about five minutes before reading and said thanks but politely declined the offer. I kind of feel like Girl is in the minority as a person that thinks any offers of assistance from a non-SO are truly genuine.
Caught a ride with some friends from AL to VA for a trip “home” to the Parent’s place. Drinking some beers with HS buddies tonight, football and a Zac Brown Band concert Saturday night. Enjoying a few extra days off work courtesy of Mr. Columbus and living that civil servant life.
Cheating is cheating. The only people that try to define different degrees of cheating are the ones that are trying to justify their actions and shed some guilt. I get that things happen but sticking the ‘really great guy’ label on a dude that’s making out with girls that are not his girlfriend seems like a bit of a stretch.
My last relationship was a version of ‘The Marathon Couple’ (minus the social media humble brags). Found out soon enough that a common passion for exercise is a pretty weak foundation for a relationship if it doesn’t have much else to stand on.
A week is plenty of time to throw together a solid speech. Find one funny story to tell from your friendship that is just barely appropriate enough to discuss in front of strangers and then find a way to explain how that story is the perfect example of what your friendship with the bride has meant to you. Wish the newlyweds well in their new life together and then go hit that open bar like it’s going out of style.
I feel like the odds of me tricking somebody into wanting to go on 8 dates with me (or 4 or 2…) are pretty much zero so I might as well shoot my shot and go for broke on date 1. Carpe Diem.
Spent a summer in Montana while in college, still by far the best summer of my life. Shutting out the outside world gets pretty easy when you don’t even have cell service.
What poor guy got stuck with the single ‘rail vodka’ when everybody else was throwing back Tito’s? Also nothing but respect for ringing up almost $2k in taxes alone….
I get the Brad Pitt theme and all but Billy Beane is kind of a stretch for inclusion in this article seeing as he is a real person and could in fact be nominated as Secretary of the Treasury if Trump were so inclined. It wouldn’t be the worst personnel decision he has made thus far.
No way a girl that can casually drop Randy Rogers Band references into her content stays single for long. I’ve now added that to my list of things I’m looking for (but obviously don’t deserve) in my next significant other.
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Bottom row, 3rd from the left. Is that The Karate Kid, Johnny Lawrence, of the Cobra Kai Dojo?
New update is truly lit. Well done.
Sitting at home sick as I read this. Got a text from a friend offering to bring something over about five minutes before reading and said thanks but politely declined the offer. I kind of feel like Girl is in the minority as a person that thinks any offers of assistance from a non-SO are truly genuine.
If I ever get married, I’m absolutely having a Groom’s pie at my wedding….that’s probably a pretty damn big if at this point though.
1 weeknight + Friday night to Sunday AM is my ideal situation. Haven’t been able to sell it yet in a “real relationship” setting as of yet.
Lars is obviously a very powerful man.
If that is sarcasm, give the classic another shot. Classic one-liners in that movie. If not, Sup? (Or Hi, Hi, Hiya in Camp Hope speak)
Caught a ride with some friends from AL to VA for a trip “home” to the Parent’s place. Drinking some beers with HS buddies tonight, football and a Zac Brown Band concert Saturday night. Enjoying a few extra days off work courtesy of Mr. Columbus and living that civil servant life.
Cheating is cheating. The only people that try to define different degrees of cheating are the ones that are trying to justify their actions and shed some guilt. I get that things happen but sticking the ‘really great guy’ label on a dude that’s making out with girls that are not his girlfriend seems like a bit of a stretch.
My last relationship was a version of ‘The Marathon Couple’ (minus the social media humble brags). Found out soon enough that a common passion for exercise is a pretty weak foundation for a relationship if it doesn’t have much else to stand on.
A week is plenty of time to throw together a solid speech. Find one funny story to tell from your friendship that is just barely appropriate enough to discuss in front of strangers and then find a way to explain how that story is the perfect example of what your friendship with the bride has meant to you. Wish the newlyweds well in their new life together and then go hit that open bar like it’s going out of style.
“If you’re wondering if a boy’s thinking about you, he’s not. He’s thinking about sex, or he’s hungry. Those are the only two options.” – Coach Taylor
A funny or creative costume on a girl trumps a slutty costume every time. I’d buy you a drink just for keeping Wayne’s World relevant these days.
I feel like the odds of me tricking somebody into wanting to go on 8 dates with me (or 4 or 2…) are pretty much zero so I might as well shoot my shot and go for broke on date 1. Carpe Diem.
I went with a late Friday night breakup for my most recent relationship. Clearly I was being even more of a savage than I originally thought.
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Spent a summer in Montana while in college, still by far the best summer of my life. Shutting out the outside world gets pretty easy when you don’t even have cell service.
What poor guy got stuck with the single ‘rail vodka’ when everybody else was throwing back Tito’s? Also nothing but respect for ringing up almost $2k in taxes alone….
I get the Brad Pitt theme and all but Billy Beane is kind of a stretch for inclusion in this article seeing as he is a real person and could in fact be nominated as Secretary of the Treasury if Trump were so inclined. It wouldn’t be the worst personnel decision he has made thus far.
No way a girl that can casually drop Randy Rogers Band references into her content stays single for long. I’ve now added that to my list of things I’m looking for (but obviously don’t deserve) in my next significant other.