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Principle Rooney

Hardlivin post grad who summed up his college glory days in December 2013, and is beginning to succumb to the to relentless beatdown that adulthood is dealing him. You can find him stumbling around the Upper East Side of NYC searching for purpose ...and 2 for 1 tequilas.

Member Since 07/03/2014

Maybe if I view her Linkedin page enough times, she’ll know I’m trying to hook up.

 Post Grad Problems
Principle Rooney
The Wall
May 01, 2015
0 76

Purposely spilled coffee on my brand new khakis so I could leave the office for a sec…and to add some drama to my life.

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
May 01, 2015
0 45

I got 99 problems and this broken fucking scanner is all of them.

 Post Grad Problems
Principle Rooney
The Wall
Apr 29, 2015
1 81

Someone in my office anonymously left a brochure for AA on my desk.

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Apr 29, 2015
1 54

Every time my parents invite me over, I prepare myself to be on an episode of “Intervention.”

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Apr 20, 2015
0 67

I NAILED the “blacksheep brother” role at my sister’s wedding.

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Apr 20, 2015
0 58

Was too embarrassed to tell my doctor that I haven’t slept with anyone since my last visit.

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Apr 17, 2015
0 68

Received a congratulatory email for a promotion in error.

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Apr 17, 2015
1 48

My dad is the only person who “liked” my experience update on LinkedIn.

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Apr 13, 2015
0 37

I have literally zero control over how much I drink whenever I go out. PGP.

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Nov 17, 2014
0 131
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