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Principle Rooney

Hardlivin post grad who summed up his college glory days in December 2013, and is beginning to succumb to the to relentless beatdown that adulthood is dealing him. You can find him stumbling around the Upper East Side of NYC searching for purpose ...and 2 for 1 tequilas.

Member Since 07/03/2014

Experienced a minor victory this morning when due to my savage hangover, vomited in the shower, but aimed for and hit the drain perfectly.

 Post Grad Problems
Principle Rooney
The Wall
Aug 19, 2015
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I haven’t left a happy hour actually feeling happy in days.

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Aug 12, 2015
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On day 3 of wearing the same pair of dress pants. People have noticed. I don’t care.

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Aug 12, 2015
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Gonna pop some perfume on today in hope that people will think I’m getting laid on my lunch breaks.

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Aug 12, 2015
3 29

I’ve been sitting at my desk holding both my middle fingers up against my computer screen for 20 minutes now. No one has noticed.

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Aug 12, 2015
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My new boss thought I was joking when I told her what college I went to.

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Aug 05, 2015
3 42

I feel like all of my coworkers somehow know how shamefully drunk I was over the weekend.

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Jul 27, 2015
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College ruined my life.

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Jul 16, 2015
6 65

My hangover is distracting me from work and I like it.

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Jul 15, 2015
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Drunkest person that the office party…again.

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Jul 01, 2015
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