The first rule of CrossFit is you ONLY TALK ABOUT CROSSFIT. Apparently. PGP.

Lying about your age on the elliptical. PGP.

Forgetting to attach the file that your email explicitly states is attached. PGP.

Being sick of your coworkers again within minutes of being back in the office after a full week off. PGP.

Giving your business card to the person you’re hitting on rather than asking for their number. PGP.

Greatest perk of going stag to your company’s holiday party: not having to introduce your date to coworkers whose names you can’t remember. PGP.

The walk-of-shame-like vibe around the office on the Monday after the company holiday party. PGP.

Showing up to work with a persistent lip stain from last night’s red wine. PGP.

Saying, “Wait, let me hang up my shirt,” before hooking up with someone. PGP.