The guy on one side of my cube called the guy on the other…both jackasses are on speakerphone PGP.

Calling a girl “sweetheart” used to earn a trip back to her dorm, now it earns a trip to HR PGP.

I keep calling my desk phone from my cell phone to make it sound like im busy PGP.

The college girl who lives next door complained that my alarm clock was waking her up. PGP.

Blasting “The Man” on the way to a job interview. PGP.

Just gave my tax refund to the bartender. PGP.

Found my boss’s daughter on Tinder. Hopefully screwing me is a family affair. PGP.

Just hit 35 in the parking garage. PGP.

When rush parties are replaced with rush hour. PGP.