Just saw my boss on TV at The Masters as I’m watching it from my cube

I took off work because it’s too cold. PGP.

Just made a song set to the sound of our industrial copier. PGP.

A girl from Tinder just found me on LinkedIn. PGP.

My recent calls consist of a mayor, drug dealer, our HR rep, a state senator, and three Tinder girls. PGPM.

Just flirted with a sorority girl for two minutes and thought, “I still got it.” PGP.

Getting a new match on Tinder gives me the same false promise that my degree did. PGP.

That 10am Bio 101 class doesn’t seem so bad anymore. PGP.

When just wanting to go to Myrtle Beach for First Week becomes creepy. PGP.

Gave my little brother a sympathy card for his college graduation. PGP.