The fine line between judgment and jealousy when you find out a friend’s parents still pay their rent. PGP.

Not being funny enough for the PGP wall. PGP.

My alarm is set for 6:47AM because I NEED those extra two minutes of sleep. PGP.

Just opened Instagram and instinctively started swiping right. PGP.

Spent all night debating what type of fat guy I am after reading the PGP column. PGP.

My parents are planning a family vacation without me. PGP.

Too slutty to work at Hobby Lobby. PGP.

My parents told me that becoming a nun would solve both my employment and relationship problems. PGP.