Getting tips on how to make friends in the office from your mother. PGP.

The Monday after a holiday weekend being exponentially worse than normal Mondays. PGP.

“STOP PUTTING THINGS IN THE BLENDER!” – Coworker on the phone with her children. PGP.

When the fantasy football trade deadline stresses you out more than work deadlines. PGP.

I’ve never stretched the truth more in my life than when I updated my résumé. PGP.

Using the same programs your dad used at his first entry level accounting job. PGP.

An intern just showed me how to do my job. I wish I was lying. PGP.

(Insert terrible friend’s name here) has invited you to play (insert terrible Facebook game here)! PGP.